The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!