The ability to go to hell.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to fail at life

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!