- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to stop existing.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to take a crap.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to drain people's phone battery

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Pointless Super Powers