- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to stop existing.

The ability to part hair.

The power to waste money

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to shit for 5 days

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to be blind

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The ability to smell colors

The power of love

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers