The power to sneeze scissors

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ????? o? ???od ???

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!