The power to shoot glue from your penis

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!