- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to burn the sun.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

Pointless Super Powers