- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to like any show

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

to zap people but only yourself

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to have a unique fart smell

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

the power to have another pointless superpower

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

The ability to jump

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to disinfect wigs.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

Pointless Super Powers