- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to like any show

to zap people but only yourself

The power to shoot glue from your penis

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Pointless Super Powers