The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to control mealworms

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!