The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to waste money

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!