when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Nope. Just nope.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to be blind

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power of love

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!