- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The ability to part hair.

The power to waste money

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power to not finish your

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

Pointless Super Powers