The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power of love

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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power to age faster

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!