The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!