- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being only half invisible.

The power to take a crap.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to both love and hate marmite.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

he power to make mistakes

The ability to sweat poop.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to read this.

Pointless Super Powers