The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the ability to talk to humans

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to control mealworms

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!