The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to turn into a tree.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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boo

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The ability to swim in water.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!