The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!