The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to like any show

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to die

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!