kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to see the past.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!