The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to be french.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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power to age faster

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The power to read this.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!