The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see the past.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!