The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!