- Pointless Super Powers

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to speak only one language

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to have any power on this site.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.