the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!