- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to control mealworms

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to run Crysis.

Pointless Super Powers