The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Acid tears.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to read this.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!