- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to write on cellophane

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to speak braille.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power of christ ;)

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

Pointless Super Powers