- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers