- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to know when men have erections

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to never finish your sentences because

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

Pointless Super Powers