- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drown on land.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to see the past.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

Pointless Super Powers