the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to suck your own dick

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!