- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

Pointless Super Powers