- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to see through windows

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power to eat with your butt

the power to find children extremely attractive

Pointless Super Powers