- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to run Crysis.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the power to find children extremely attractive

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The ability to die on command.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

Pointless Super Powers