the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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to be under 9000

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The ability autotune text.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the power to sit down in mid air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!