- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

the power to send text messages while driving

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to be french.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

Pointless Super Powers