The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!