the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!