(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

the power to shit out of your nose

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Liam Brudenell

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The ability to be raped.

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!