- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to a nokia phone.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to read this.

the power to kill yourself

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to disintegrate yourself

Pointless Super Powers