- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to hatch from an egg

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to run Crysis.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to die on command.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Pointless Super Powers