- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to read this.

the power to kill yourself

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

Pointless Super Powers