The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!