- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The ability to change your weight

Invisible handwriting.

Pointless Super Powers