- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

having superpowers during the inquisition

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have a V8

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

Pointless Super Powers