The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!