The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to have a V8

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The power to be french.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!