The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!