- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The ability to change your weight

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power of compulsive lying.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

Pointless Super Powers